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Have an issue with how I'm playing? Did I say something wrong? Do you just want to tell me how awesome you think I am and how you want to have my babies?

Well, comment right here and tell me! All comments screened, anonymous allowed.

Hey guys?

Now that Katara and Suki are gone... who's going to make dinner?

And don't say Zuko. He can't even make tea! I'd rather starve.

[Low grumbling about 'fucking bandages and ice' amongst other complaints of pain.]

You get credit for showing up with a busted arm. Most wimps wouldn't have done that.

And what are you? A freakin' hogmonkeytigerlion thing?

[ooc: The Gaang: Feel free to find on Toph on the floor struggling with bandages. Like she would ask for help after losing a fight XD Links not IC; just for reference.]

What would have happened if you switched clothes with somebody that didn't wear any?

Just curious, really.

Hey Baldie, are you done dressing like a girl? Because I think you should keep the dress on. You can be a pretty, pretty princess!

[ooc: Was unaffected, but definitely finding humor in your suffering. =D]

[The voice that comes over the network sounds deeped and more like a woman than like the squeaky girl Toph used to be.]

Now this is the kind of curse I like! Since I'm not twelve anymore, which one of you wants to go drinking? Ikkaku? Sokka? Twinkle Toes? Princes- Zuko? Heck, I'll even take Sugar Queen at this point.

[ooc: Action/voice tags. Toph is in the Square harassing people as usual, around age 18/19 just a bit taller with boobs to boot. Feel free to bug her.]

[Private to Sokka; Unhackable]

Psst... hey Sokka. I got the stuff. You know... it. Think it'll work?

[Private]

Hey! Does anybody know how to juice a cactus, by any chance? If you tell me how, I'll make it worth your while: I'll actually be nice to you for one hour.

Dear Dumbasses,

I don't like explaining myself, but I don't like repeating myself so much more. So listen up and listen good; I'm going to tell you what earthbending is. I might use some big words, so don't get too scared.

Earthbending is the ability to manipulate earth. Wow. Obvious, right? This means rocks, boulders, dirt, and mud. It all started with the blind badgermoles that live deep in the mountains in the Earth Kingdom. They use earthbending to interact with their environments and to get around because, surprise surprise, they can't see. Same with me. That's why I don't need any damn help getting around except in water because water blows if I'm not wearing shoes.

Therefore, while this is a martial art, this does not mean I am a ninja, no matter what Retard says or is it that kidou shit.

Signed,
Toph Bei Fong

PS. All other bending, especially fire, sucks ass and should be avoided at all costs if you don't want to be a lamer.

How am I supposed to see in all this crap? It's cold, it's freezing my toes solid, and it makes the ground all fuzzy! If you idiots want to pretend to be penguins, go right ahead. Don't whine when Twinkle Toes sits on your back and uses you for sledding practice.

[Clear and outright "amused over your pain and suffering" laughter]

There has never been a better time for me to be blind. Don't you all wish you were visually impaired today too?

Five Things I Love Doing:
1. Earthbending
2. Fighting
3. Picking my nose
4. Belching
5. Picking my toes


Five things I like about Sugar Queen Katara:
1. She smells nice
2. Her hair is soft
3. Her cooking actually tastes great
4. She's reliable
5. She's really sweet when she's not being a bitch

...I so hate this place.

Has everybody calmed down from losing their minds over a regular ol' festival? Yes? Good. Now you can return to being idiots as usual.

Remember kids, no matter what Mo says: dirt is good. Dirt is your friend. It won't kill you to eat a little every now and then.

[Filtered to the Gaang;Unhackable]

Yo, Twinkle Toes! Sokka! How about one of you call that voice guy again and we get some more of those chicken parm thingies and maybe another pizza or two? Maybe we can be nice and send them to our new friends in this place.

[ooc: Fake pizza plot is a go! Do your worst, Poly! XD]

Guys! Guys! Look what I found! Some guy told me we can use that telly thing and they'll bring us food! How cool is that? He said it was called a pizza. Whatever it is, it sounds good.

I mean, no walking, no running, heck, we don't even have to cook it. We can totally give Sugar Queen a break on kitchen duty.

Somebody has got to read this paper to me. Slowpokes, hurry up and read it!

[ooc: Link is OOC. Telly = telephone]

A cactus. I need one. Where can I find one in this hellhole? It needs to be a juicy cactus too. Nothing dried up like your grandma.

Yo Retar- Naruto. Since Twinkle Toes is back, I'm heading out. The floor was great and all, but if I'm not around to kick his ass every hour, I'm sure he'll slack off. Thanks for the ramen and the sleep space.

And I'm still not a ninja.

Well, isn't this just dandy? Not only is there really not an exit, there's crap in the underground area that tried to eat me, people are calling each other master, and the freakin' ground has turned into sand.

Have I mentioned how much I hate sand? I hate it as much as I hate water and I really hate water.

At least Twinkle Toes, Snoozles, and Foot Burner are back. Where's Sugar Queen? And hey Retard, that offer for food. Is it still on for today? I want to drown my sorrows in a big bowl of meat and noodles.

I’ve been here for about ten hours, give or take, and I realized one thing about this place:



What is wrong with you people? Some jerk tells you there’s no exit and everybody believes him and passes it around as gospel without checking it out? Geez. I’ve seen platypusbears with more sense than you. There’s a whole world underneath this place. My eyes don’t even work and I can see that from a mile away! Hasn’t anybody, you know, tried looking for a way out?

Well, whatever. If you folks want to stick around here with your thumbs up your butts, be my guest. I’m outta here. I have to go find Twinkle Toes and Snoozles. Flippy, I’m still gonna to kick your ass. Don’t forget that.

[OOC: Somebody stop this child before she gets killed in the underground XD All replies from now on are voice and/or action because blind bats can't type and the mun forgets to say that.]

[A long panicked scream and an equally loud splash that sounds suspiciously like the city fountain’s water.]

I’M GONNA DROWN! I CAN’T SWIM! SOMEBODY! ANYBODY! SAVE ME! SAVE ME!

[splashing continues until the sound of wet flash slapping against concrete begins]

I’m alive! Alive! …is this a rock?

HEY! WHO’S THE IDIOT WHO PUT WATER IN MY ROCKS?! I HATE WATER! I’M GOING TO SMASH THEIR HEADS!


[ooc: I got impatient XD Have one wet blind earthbender falling into the fountain.]